My Crazy Vegas Neighbors: Vol. 3

Oh, the 4th of July. The 4th of July and I have set out on a dangerous tradition–last year, the police came to my door because my crazy neighbor had a gun, this year the police came to my door because my crazy neighbor crashed his car into the side of our townhouse. Yes, this happened, and yes, I drew a picture of it for you.

My genius neighbor across the way decided it would be a fabulous idea to repair his brakes in his open garage. To keep his car in place, he set a 2x4 flat on the ground behind the tires. Needless to say, this did not work out, and his car rolled down the incline. I heard a very loud bang and ran to the window to see a skinny shirtless man looking crazed and a car attached to the outside wall. I was very confused. At least the cop that came out was fairly good looking.