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7.9

304 reviews

Who'd A Thought It

Who'd A Thought It

Head Corn Road, Mai DS Tone, ME17 2AR, KENT, United Kingdom

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Restaurant

Free Private Parking

Adults only

Free wifi

Room service

Streaming service (like Netflix)

Spa tub

Air conditioning

Who'd A Thought It

Step into a world of relaxation at Who’d A Thought It, a delightful 4-star retreat nestled just from the bustling heart of Lenham, United Kingdom. Located on Headcorn Road in Grafty Green, this cozy hotel offers a perfect blend of modern comforts and countryside charm. With prices starting at just , you can indulge in a tranquil escape while enjoying the serene beauty of the Garden of England.

Prepare to unwind in style with an array of fantastic amenities designed to pamper adults looking for a getaway. Imagine yourself lounging under the sun on the spacious terrace, or perhaps enjoying a rejuvenating soak in the spa tub. For those who love staying connected, the free Wi-Fi and streaming service options (hello, Netflix!) will keep you entertained. Sleep like royalty in the extra-long beds, or take a leisurely stroll through the beautiful garden with a picnic area to enjoy your favorite snacks under the sun.

You won’t go hungry here, thanks to the in-house restaurant that beckons with delicious breakfast options to jumpstart your day. With glowing reviews from satisfied guests, Who’d A Thought It promises a memorable stay filled with comfort and charm. After a long day of exploring, retire to your non-smoking room, complete with free toiletries and air conditioning, ensuring your stay is as delightful as can be!

As you indulge in the sumptuous offerings at Who’d A Thought It, make sure to take full advantage of the culinary delights served at the on-site Brasserie Restaurant. Picture a romantic evening where you can savor exquisite British cuisine, crafted with the freshest ingredients and bursting with local flavors. Whether you're treating yourself to a full English breakfast that will fuel your adventures or unwinding with a delightful dinner paired with some fine wine, this cozy eatery promises to elevate your dining experience into something truly special.

Each room at Who’d A Thought It is an oasis of comfort, inviting you to relax and recharge. Choose from a variety of spacious suites and double rooms, many featuring indulgent spa baths, where you can soak your cares away. For a truly luxurious treat, opt for the Presidential Suite or the King Suite with Spa Bath, where modern elegance meets plush comfort. With plush bedding and airy layouts, each space ensures that you can unwind after soaking up the charm of the local countryside.

While the hotel boasts a myriad of amenities, don’t forget to explore the natural beauty surrounding the property. Spend your afternoons wandering through the picturesque gardens or enjoying an afternoon picnic on the terrace. As the sun sets, retreat indoors to lounge in your stylish room while streaming your favorite shows, the perfect end to a leisurely day. Who’d A Thought It is not just a hotel; it’s a delightful escape where every detail is curated for your enjoyment!

Closest airports

Lydd Airport

20.6mi

London City Airport

33.9mi

London Gatwick Airport

37mi

London Stansted Airport

50.8mi

London Heathrow Airport

52.2mi

Most popular amenities

Restaurant

Free Private Parking

Adults only

Free wifi

Room service

Streaming service (like Netflix)

Spa tub

Air conditioning

Hot tub

Bar

Sun deck

Private entrance

Parking On Site

Terrace

Non-smoking rooms

Beach umbrellas

Beach chairs/Loungers

Patio

Garden view

Picnic area

Garden

Extra long beds (> 6.5 ft)

Bathtub

Free toiletries

Rooms

King Suite with Spa Bath in Who'd A Thought It

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Suite, King Bed, Hot tub

1 King Size Bed

Hot tub

Private Bathroom

Flat-screen TV

Air conditioning

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This room offers an outdoor hot tub on with own private decked area with sun loungers. This room has bold colors set against a white canvas with arty graffiti on the wall. Your bathroom features a free-standing bath, rainfall shower and toiletries. The lounge has 2 white leather Italian sofas, a small bar and a 65-inch TV with full Sky package. You have tea and coffee making facilities along with spring water. The bedroom offers a super king bed and a 49-inch TV with full Sky package and high-speed WiFi.

Executive Double Suite in Who'd A Thought It

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Executive Suite

1 Queen Size Bed

690 sqft

Hot tub

Spa tub

Garden view

Private Bathroom

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The LP Alexandra is a Versace-inspired room, with gold furnishings and leopard print flooring. The LP Alexandra has 2 hot tubs, inside and outside, within a private walled patio area with sun loungers. The room has a sound system with Bluetooth connection and a 50-inch smart TV with Sky TV. High speed Wi-Fi is available in all rooms.

Queen Suite with Spa Bath in Who'd A Thought It

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Suite, Queen Bed, Hot tub

1 Queen Size Bed

Hot tub

Private Bathroom

Flat-screen TV

Air conditioning

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Our Billecart room features a mirrored feature wall and gold and turquoise colors. This room has its own private bar and a large marbled bathroom. A 55-inch TV and full Sky package including movies and sports channels is included, along with high-speed WiFi. The bathroom features a spa bath big enough for two and complimentary toiletries. Tea and coffee facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge.

King Room with Spa Bath in Who'd A Thought It

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King Room, Hot tub

1 King Size Bed

Hot tub

Private Bathroom

Flat-screen TV

Refrigerator

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The Pommery room is themed on a Gentleman’s Club with dark wood paneling to the walls and a dark wood sleigh bed. There is a corner bath in the bedroom and a separate shower wet-room. A 30-inch TV and full Sky package including movies and sports channels is included, along with high-speed WiFi. Tea and coffee facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge.

Executive Double Suite in Who'd A Thought It

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Executive Suite

Private Bathroom

Flat-screen TV

Air conditioning

Refrigerator

x8

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x5

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The LP Alexandra is a Versace-inspired room, with gold furnishings and leopard print flooring. The LP Alexandra has 2 hot tubs, inside and outside, within a private walled patio area with sun loungers. The room has a sound system with Bluetooth connection and a 50-inch smart TV with Sky TV. High speed Wi-Fi is available in all rooms.

Superior Suite with Spa Bath in Who'd A Thought It

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Superior Suite, Hot tub

Hot tub

Private Bathroom

Flat-screen TV

Air conditioning

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This suite features a circular bed, mirrored ceiling and dance pole. There is a hot tub on a private patio as well as the hot tub in the bathroom and overhead shower. This room comes with 42-inch TV with full Sky package including movies and sports channels and high-speed WiFi. Tea and coffee making facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge.

Suite with Four Poster Bed and Spa Bath in Who'd A Thought It

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Suite, Hot tub

Hot tub

Private Bathroom

Flat-screen TV

Air conditioning

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The Bollinger Room is a spacious room with a large leather bed facing sliding doors leading to a private patio with outdoor seating. The bathroom has a circular spa bath with overhead shower. There is a 49-inch flat-screen TV and full Sky package including movies and sports channels, and all rooms come with high-speed WiFi. Tea and coffee facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge.

Superior Suite in Who'd A Thought It

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Superior Suite

Private Bathroom

Flat-screen TV

Air conditioning

Refrigerator

x8

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x5

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The Ace of Spades Suite features two private hot tubs and a Swarovski bath with over 60,000 gems. This room features its own private bar and a 65-inch TV with full Sky package including movies and sports channels. Tea and coffee facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge. High speed Wi-Fi is available in all rooms.

Deluxe Suite with Spa Bath in Who'd A Thought It

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Deluxe Suite, Hot tub

Hot tub

Private Bathroom

Flat-screen TV

Air conditioning

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Our Deutz room features cowhides on the floor and the bed. There is a 60-inch TV with full Sky package including movies and sports channels. The bathroom features a spa bath and complimentary toiletries. Tea and coffee facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge.

Double Room with Whirlpool in Who'd A Thought It

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Room, Hot tub

Hot tub

Private Bathroom

Flat-screen TV

Air conditioning

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Known as the White Room, this room is set in wall-to-wall white with zebra print flooring. This room has a double bed with Egyptian cotton sheets, 2 large chandeliers and white and crystal sofa. There is a 60-inch TV with full Sky package including movies and sports channels. The bathroom features a spa bath and complimentary toiletries. Tea and coffee facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge.

Double Room with Patio and Spa Bath in Who'd A Thought It

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Room, Hot tub, Terrace

Hot tub

Private Bathroom

Terrace

Flat-screen TV

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This contemporary style room has a large Baroque bed and a private decked area with a large private conservatory and a outdoor hot tub. The private bathroom has a spa bath and separate shower. There is a 55-inch and a 40-inch flat-screen TV with full Sky package including movies and sports channels, along with high-speed Wi-Fi. Tea and coffee facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge.

Presidential Suite in Who'd A Thought It

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Presidential Suite

Private Bathroom

Flat-screen TV

Air conditioning

Refrigerator

x8

+

x5

More details

The Krug Suite is the Who’d A Thought It's largest room and features a 9-foot bed under crystal chandeliers. Not only does this room have two private hot tubs inside and outside, it also has a shower steam room. A massive 60-inch TV in your lounge and a further TV in your bedroom, full Sky package including movies and sports channels, all rooms come with high-speed WiFi. Tea and coffee making facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge.

Guest reviews

7.9

304 reviews

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Points of Interest Around Who'd A Thought It

Attractions

Leeds Castle

3.7mi

Sissinghurst Castle

7.2mi

Kent & East Sussex Railway

9.3mi

Tenterden

9.3mi

Chatham Historic Dockyard

14.8mi

Rochester

14.9mi

Rye

17.7mi

Canterbury Cathedral

18.5mi

Whitstable

18.6mi

Penshurst Place & Gardens

21.4mi

Hever Castle

24.2mi

Chartwell

25.7mi

Dover Castle

28.6mi

Port of Dover

29.2mi

Chislehurst Caves

30.1mi

Restaurants

Brasserie Restaurant

Cuisines

  • British

Ambiances

  • Romantic

Amenities of Who'd A Thought It

Restaurant

Free Private Parking

Adults only

Free wifi

Room service

Streaming service (like Netflix)

Spa tub

Air conditioning

Hot tub

Bar

Sun deck

Private entrance

Parking On Site

Terrace

Non-smoking rooms

Beach umbrellas

Beach chairs/Loungers

Patio

Garden view

Picnic area

Garden

Extra long beds (> 6.5 ft)

Bathtub

Free toiletries

Stay rules - Who'd A Thought It

  • Check-in / Check-out

  • Pets

  • Internet

  • Age restrictions

  • Parking

  • Reservations

  • Children and beds

  • Cards accepted at this property

Frequently Asked Questions - Who'd A Thought It

What's the check-in and check-out schedule at Who'd A Thought It?

Planning your stay at Who'd A Thought It? The room will be ready for you between 03:00 PM and 11:00 PM. However, departures are set at 11:30 AM.

Is free parking available at Who'd A Thought It?

Yes, there is parking available at the Who'd A Thought It hotel. The parking is free and private, and it is located on site. Please note that reservation is required for parking.

What are the rates at Who'd A Thought It?

The base price for Who'd A Thought It starts at $82. Do note, the cost might change depending on room preferences and dates. To see the actual prices, input your desired dates.

What are the room types available at Who'd A Thought It?

The hotel offers various types of rooms including Double Rooms with Patio and Spa Bath, Queen Suites with Spa Bath, Deluxe Suites with Spa Bath, Premium Suites with Spa Bath, Executive Double Suites, Superior Suites with Spa Bath, Luxury Suites with Spa Bath, Suites with Hot Tubs, Double Rooms with Whirlpool, Suites with Four Poster Bed and Spa Bath, Classic Double Rooms with Shower, Small Double Rooms, Presidential Suites, King Suites with Spa Bath, King Rooms with Spa Bath, and Suites with Hot Tubs. The rooms are all non-smoking and accommodate 2 adults. Bed sizes range from double to king, with some rooms also offering sofa beds. Room sizes vary from 129 sqft to 807 sqft.

What activities does Who'd A Thought It offer?

Guests at the Who'd A Thought It hotel can enjoy a wide range of leisure amenities during their stay. The hotel features an adults only policy, creating a peaceful and serene environment. Guests can unwind and relax in the luxurious Spa tub or Hot tub/Jacuzzi. On sunny days, they can soak up the sun on the Sun deck or enjoy the beautiful beach views from the Beach umbrellas and Beach chairs/Loungers.

For dining options, the hotel offers the Brasserie Restaurant, which provides a romantic ambiance. Guests can indulge in British cuisine and enjoy a delicious meal in a charming setting.

In addition to these amenities, the hotel also provides entertainment options such as Board games/Puzzles and a cozy Fireplace for guests to enjoy during their leisure time. With these varied amenities, guests can make the most of their stay and have a relaxing and enjoyable experience at the Who'd A Thought It hotel.

Is there an in-house restaurant at Who'd A Thought It?

The hotel has a restaurant on site called Brasserie Restaurant. It offers a romantic ambience and serves British cuisine.

Which payment methods are supported by Who'd A Thought It?

Who'd A Thought It accepts payment methods such as Mastercard, American Express, Visa, Discover, and Maestro. However, cash payments are not accepted.