The Horny Toad Guest House
The Horny Toad Guest House
2 Vlaun Drive, Simpson Bay, N/A, DUTCH ANTILLES, ST. MAARTEN
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Free parking
Beachfront
Adults only
Free wifi
Air conditioning
Tour desk
Sun deck
Parking On Site
Discover The Horny Toad Guest House, a 4-star apart-hotel tucked in Simson Bay Village, Sint Maarten. Located at 2 Vlaun Drive, this beachfront, adults-only retreat sits just 1.2mi from the city center, offering easy island access and plenty of sun-soaked charm. Parking is free on-site, making arrival and exploration a breeze.
Inside, expect comfort with air conditioning and soundproof rooms, plus non-smoking accommodations. Outdoors, a terrace and sun deck invite lazy days, while a garden provides a quiet green corner. Beach lovers will appreciate free WiFi, beach chairs and loungers, umbrellas, and direct access to the sands. For planning day trips, a tour desk is on hand.
With 75 reviews, this 4-star property earns its stripes from travelers seeking a beachfront escape in Sint Maarten. The overall vibe hints at a friendly, sun-kissed stay by the sea.
Waterfront bliss meets adult-friendly ambiance at this beachfront retreat in Simson Bay Village. Outdoor spaces invite relaxation with a terrace and sun deck, while a garden offers a quiet green corner to unwind. Direct access to the sands, free WiFi, and complimentary beach chairs, loungers, and umbrellas make beach days effortless, and on-site parking is free for easy arrivals.
Room options cater to couples with sea views and king-size comfort. Choices include: Superior Suite, Sea View; Deluxe Suite, Sea View; Suite, King Bed, Sea View; Suite, King Bed; Suite, King Bed, Ocean View; Suite, King Bed, Balcony; Suite, 1 Bedroom; Suite, Sea View. All accommodations are non-smoking and designed to host two adults.
Payment is straightforward with cash, Visa, and Mastercard accepted. A tour desk helps plan day trips, while the combination of free on-site parking and direct beach access keeps exploration relaxed and enjoyable.
Rooms
Suite, King Bed, Balcony
1 King Size Bed
Balcony
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This air-conditioned suite is consisted of of 1 living room, 1 separate bedroom and 1 bathroom with a walk-in shower. Guests will find a stovetop, a refrigerator, kitchenware and an oven in the well-fitted kitchen. The suite also has a barbecue. The suite features soundproof walls, a tea and coffee maker, a dining area as well as a terrace with sea views. The unit offers 1 bed.
Suite, King Bed, Sea View
1 King Size Bed
More details
This air-conditioned suite consists of 1 living room, 1 separate bedroom and 1 bathroom with a walk-in shower. Guests will find a stovetop, a refrigerator, kitchenware and an oven in the well-equipped kitchen. The suite also provides guests with a barbecue. The suite provides soundproof walls, a tea and coffee maker, a dining area as well as a terrace with sea views. The unit offers 1 bed.
Suite, King Bed
1 King Size Bed
More details
This air-conditioned suite consists of 1 living room, 1 separate bedroom and 1 bathroom with a walk-in shower. Guests will find a stovetop, a refrigerator, kitchenware and an oven in the well-equipped kitchen. The suite also provides guests with a barbecue. The suite provides soundproof walls, a tea and coffee maker, a dining area as well as a terrace with sea views. The unit offers 1 bed.
Suite, King Bed, Ocean View
1 King Size Bed
More details
This air-conditioned suite comes with 1 living room, 1 separate bedroom and 1 bathroom with a walk-in shower. Guests will find a stovetop, a refrigerator, kitchenware and an oven in the fully equipped kitchen. The suite also includes a barbecue. The suite features soundproof walls, a tea and coffee maker, a dining area as well as a terrace with sea views. The unit has 1 bed.
Superior Suite, Sea View
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This spacious suite comes with 1 living room, 1 separate bedroom and 1 bathroom with a walk-in shower and a hairdryer. Guests will find a stovetop, a refrigerator, kitchenware and an oven in the fully equipped kitchen. The suite also includes a barbecue. This suite is air-conditioned and has soundproof walls, a tea and coffee maker as well as a terrace with sea views. The unit has 2 beds.
Deluxe Suite, Sea View
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This spacious suite features 1 living room, 1 separate bedroom and 1 bathroom with a walk-in shower and a hairdryer. Guests will find a stovetop, a refrigerator, kitchenware and an oven in the kitchen. The suite also comes with a barbecue. The suite has air conditioning, soundproof walls, a tea and coffee maker as well as a terrace with sea views. The unit has 1 bed.
Suite, 1 Bedroom
More details
This spacious suite is consisted of of 1 living room, 1 separate bedroom and 1 bathroom with a walk-in shower and a hairdryer. Guests will find a stovetop, a refrigerator, kitchenware and an oven in the well-equipped kitchen. The suite also has a barbecue. The suite offers air conditioning, soundproof walls, a tea and coffee maker as well as a terrace with sea views. The unit offers 2 beds.
Suite, Sea View
More details
This air-conditioned suite is consisted of of 1 living room, 1 separate bedroom and 1 bathroom with a walk-in shower. Guests will find a stovetop, a refrigerator, kitchenware and an oven in the kitchen. The suite also has a barbecue. The suite offers soundproof walls, a tea and coffee maker, a dining area as well as a terrace with sea views. The unit offers 1 bed.
Guest reviews
9.4
Location
Closest airports
Princess Juliana International Airport (0.5mi)
Grand Case-Espérance Airport (5.4mi)
Clayton J. Lloyd International Airport (11.8mi)
Gustaf III Airport (19.3mi)
Robert L. Bradshaw International Airport (56.4mi)
Attractions
Maho & Mullet Bay (1.6mi)
Marigot Market (2.2mi)
Fort St. Louis (2.4mi)
Baie Rouge Beach (2.5mi)
Great Bay Beach (3.7mi)
Yoda Guy Movie Exhibit (3.9mi)
Front Street (4mi)
Happy Bay Beach (4.5mi)
Le Galion Beach (6.2mi)
Anse Marcel (7.1mi)
Pinel Island (7.3mi)
Tintamarre Island (9.1mi)
Meads Bay (10.2mi)
Shoal Bay (15.5mi)
Prickly Pear Cays (16.2mi)
Amenities of The Horny Toad Guest House
Amenities of The Horny Toad Guest House
Free parking
Beachfront
Adults only
Free wifi
Air conditioning
Tour desk
Sun deck
Parking On Site
Terrace
Soundproof rooms
Non-smoking rooms
Beach chairs/Loungers
Beach umbrellas
Garden
Amenities of The Horny Toad Guest House
Cleaning Services
Daily housekeeping
Laundry
Front Desk Services
Tour desk
General
Adults only
Air conditioning
Non-smoking rooms
Smoke-free property
Soundproof rooms
Internet
Free wifi
Outdoors
BBQ facilities
Beachfront
Garden
Outdoor furniture
Sun deck
Terrace
Parking
Free parking
Parking On Site
Safety & security
Safe
Spa
Beach chairs/Loungers
Beach umbrellas
Transportation
Car rental
Property Policies
Check-in
Check-out
Pets
Pets are not allowed.
Internet
Free internet, connection type: wifi, coverage: entire property.
Age restrictions
Minimum check-in age is 21. Minimum guest age is 18.
Parking
Parking is available, public, on site, reservation: not needed.
Reservations
Call us for our best daily rates
+1 (888) 385-8465Children and beds
Child policies
Minimum guest age is 18.
Cards accepted at this property
Cash
Visa,
Mastercard
This property accepts cash.
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