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9.3

81 reviews

The Horny Toad Guest House

The Horny Toad Guest House

2 Vlaun Drive, Simpson Bay, N/A, DUTCH ANTILLES, ST. MAARTEN

Reservations:

+1 (888) 385-8465

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Free parking

Beachfront

Adults only

Free wifi

Air conditioning

Tour desk

Sun deck

Parking On Site

The Horny Toad Guest House

Discover The Horny Toad Guest House, a 4-star apart-hotel tucked in Simson Bay Village, Sint Maarten. Located at 2 Vlaun Drive, this beachfront, adults-only retreat sits just 1.2mi from the city center, offering easy island access and plenty of sun-soaked charm. Parking is free on-site, making arrival and exploration a breeze.

Inside, expect comfort with air conditioning and soundproof rooms, plus non-smoking accommodations. Outdoors, a terrace and sun deck invite lazy days, while a garden provides a quiet green corner. Beach lovers will appreciate free WiFi, beach chairs and loungers, umbrellas, and direct access to the sands. For planning day trips, a tour desk is on hand.

With 81 reviews, this 4-star property earns its stripes from travelers seeking a beachfront escape in Sint Maarten. The overall vibe hints at a friendly, sun-kissed stay by the sea.

Waterfront bliss meets adult-friendly ambiance at this beachfront retreat in Simson Bay Village. Outdoor spaces invite relaxation with a terrace and sun deck, while a garden offers a quiet green corner to unwind. Direct access to the sands, free WiFi, and complimentary beach chairs, loungers, and umbrellas make beach days effortless, and on-site parking is free for easy arrivals.

Room options cater to couples with sea views and king-size comfort. Choices include: Superior Suite, Sea View; Deluxe Suite, Sea View; Suite, King Bed, Sea View; Suite, King Bed; Suite, King Bed, Ocean View; Suite, King Bed, Balcony; Suite, 1 Bedroom; Suite, Sea View. All accommodations are non-smoking and designed to host two adults.

Payment is straightforward with cash, Visa, and Mastercard accepted. A tour desk helps plan day trips, while the combination of free on-site parking and direct beach access keeps exploration relaxed and enjoyable.

Closest airports

Princess Juliana International Airport

0.5mi

Grand Case-Espérance Airport

5.4mi

Clayton J. Lloyd International Airport

11.8mi

Gustaf III Airport

19.3mi

Robert L. Bradshaw International Airport

56.4mi

Most popular amenities

Free parking

Beachfront

Adults only

Free wifi

Air conditioning

Tour desk

Sun deck

Parking On Site

Terrace

Soundproof rooms

Non-smoking rooms

Beach chairs/Loungers

Beach umbrellas

Garden

Rooms

Suite, King Bed, Balcony

1 King Size Bed

Balcony

More details

This air-conditioned suite is consisted of of 1 living room, 1 separate bedroom and 1 bathroom with a walk-in shower. Guests will find a stovetop, a refrigerator, kitchenware and an oven in the well-fitted kitchen. The suite also has a barbecue. The suite features soundproof walls, a tea and coffee maker, a dining area as well as a terrace with sea views. The unit offers 1 bed.

Suite, King Bed, Sea View

1 King Size Bed

More details

This air-conditioned suite consists of 1 living room, 1 separate bedroom and 1 bathroom with a walk-in shower. Guests will find a stovetop, a refrigerator, kitchenware and an oven in the well-equipped kitchen. The suite also provides guests with a barbecue. The suite provides soundproof walls, a tea and coffee maker, a dining area as well as a terrace with sea views. The unit offers 1 bed.

Suite, King Bed

1 King Size Bed

More details

This air-conditioned suite consists of 1 living room, 1 separate bedroom and 1 bathroom with a walk-in shower. Guests will find a stovetop, a refrigerator, kitchenware and an oven in the well-equipped kitchen. The suite also provides guests with a barbecue. The suite provides soundproof walls, a tea and coffee maker, a dining area as well as a terrace with sea views. The unit offers 1 bed.

Suite, King Bed, Ocean View

1 King Size Bed

More details

This air-conditioned suite comes with 1 living room, 1 separate bedroom and 1 bathroom with a walk-in shower. Guests will find a stovetop, a refrigerator, kitchenware and an oven in the fully equipped kitchen. The suite also includes a barbecue. The suite features soundproof walls, a tea and coffee maker, a dining area as well as a terrace with sea views. The unit has 1 bed.

Superior Suite, Sea View

More details

This spacious suite comes with 1 living room, 1 separate bedroom and 1 bathroom with a walk-in shower and a hairdryer. Guests will find a stovetop, a refrigerator, kitchenware and an oven in the fully equipped kitchen. The suite also includes a barbecue. This suite is air-conditioned and has soundproof walls, a tea and coffee maker as well as a terrace with sea views. The unit has 2 beds.

Deluxe Suite, Sea View

More details

This spacious suite features 1 living room, 1 separate bedroom and 1 bathroom with a walk-in shower and a hairdryer. Guests will find a stovetop, a refrigerator, kitchenware and an oven in the kitchen. The suite also comes with a barbecue. The suite has air conditioning, soundproof walls, a tea and coffee maker as well as a terrace with sea views. The unit has 1 bed.

Suite, 1 Bedroom

More details

This spacious suite is consisted of of 1 living room, 1 separate bedroom and 1 bathroom with a walk-in shower and a hairdryer. Guests will find a stovetop, a refrigerator, kitchenware and an oven in the well-equipped kitchen. The suite also has a barbecue. The suite offers air conditioning, soundproof walls, a tea and coffee maker as well as a terrace with sea views. The unit offers 2 beds.

Suite, Sea View

More details

This air-conditioned suite is consisted of of 1 living room, 1 separate bedroom and 1 bathroom with a walk-in shower. Guests will find a stovetop, a refrigerator, kitchenware and an oven in the kitchen. The suite also has a barbecue. The suite offers soundproof walls, a tea and coffee maker, a dining area as well as a terrace with sea views. The unit offers 1 bed.

Guest reviews

9.3

81 reviews

Points of Interest Around The Horny Toad Guest House

Airports

Princess Juliana International Airport

0.5mi

Grand Case-Espérance Airport

5.4mi

Clayton J. Lloyd International Airport

11.8mi

Gustaf III Airport

19.3mi

Robert L. Bradshaw International Airport

56.4mi

Amenities of The Horny Toad Guest House

Free parking

Beachfront

Adults only

Free wifi

Air conditioning

Tour desk

Sun deck

Parking On Site

Terrace

Soundproof rooms

Non-smoking rooms

Beach chairs/Loungers

Beach umbrellas

Garden

Stay rules - The Horny Toad Guest House

  • Check-in / Check-out

  • Pets

  • Internet

  • Age restrictions

  • Parking

  • Reservations

  • Children and beds

  • Cards accepted at this property