Welcome to The Green Monkey Lux Suite at The Grumpy Schnauzer B&B, where relaxation meets adventure just a stone's throw away from the heart of New Monkland! For an unbeatable starting price of £90 per night, your stay offers a delightful blend of privacy and comfort. Nestled a mere 0.6mi from the bustling city center, this charming adults-only haven is perfectly positioned for those who seek to explore the lively local scene while having a tranquil retreat awaiting them.

Step into your suite equipped with fantastic amenities that promise a delightful stay! Enjoy the luxury of a private hot tub, perfect for unwinding after a day of exploration. Love to stay fit while on vacation? The complimentary fitness center and personal trainer are at your service! Fancy a night in? Stream your favorite shows on Netflix while sipping on room service delights. Wake up to breathtaking mountain views in the morning; bask in the stunning scenery from your extra-long bed, and sip coffee on your own balcony while taking in the fresh garden air.

With 25 reviews singing praises about the enchanting atmosphere, breathtaking views, and attentive service, you’re guaranteed a stay that will leave you grinning like a Cheshire cat! Spend your days horseback riding or lounging on the sun deck with beach umbrellas, knowing that your slice of paradise is just waiting to be rediscovered each day. Whether you’re looking to indulge in cozy moments or seeking out thrills, The Green Monkey Lux Suite promises an unforgettable experience right here in the heart of the UK.

For the foodie traveler, The Grumpy Schnauzer B&B offers a delightful treat! Start your day with a sumptuous breakfast featuring a variety of options sure to tantalize your taste buds. Picture waking up and indulging in fresh, locally sourced ingredients prepared just for you. The culinary creations here are a feast for more than just your stomach—they celebrate the rich flavors of New Monkland! And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not pop into one of the nearby restaurants for a pinch of local flavor? There’s always something to tickle your palate in this vibrant area.

Adventure lovers will find their calling in the stunning natural landscape that surrounds The Green Monkey Lux Suite. Imagine embarking on horseback rides through picturesque trails that meander through lush greenery and rolling hills—all while keeping a lookout for wildlife! Looking to soak up some sun instead? Kick back on your own private balcony with a good book in hand, or lounge on the sun deck, where you can soak up those rays and sip on a refreshing drink. Whether it’s adrenaline-pumping activities or blissful relaxation, this retreat is the perfect base for all things adventurous!

As the day winds down, retreat back to your haven and let the soothing sounds of nature lull you into a state of bliss. Whether you choose to unwind in your hot tub under the starry sky or catch up on your favorite series, every moment spent in The Green Monkey Lux Suite is a moment well spent. With the promise of laughter, relaxation, and endless fun right at your fingertips, your unforgettable trip to New Monkland awaits. So grab your cash, pack your bags, and let The Grumpy Schnauzer B&B be your cozy home away from home!