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Restaurant
Free Private Parking
Free wifi
Bar
Parking On Site
Non-smoking rooms
Free toiletries
Welcome to The Oyster Smack, a delightful 4-star hotel located in the charming coastal town of Burnham-on-Crouch, United Kingdom. With its prime location just 0.2mi from the city center, you'll have easy access to all the local attractions and activities.
This pet-friendly hotel offers a range of amenities to ensure a comfortable stay. From free private parking and WiFi, to a bar and restaurant serving delicious meals, you'll have everything you need at your fingertips. The Oyster Smack also boasts non-smoking rooms, free toiletries, and a private bathroom in every room, guaranteeing a relaxing and enjoyable experience.
With 191 glowing reviews, this hotel has become a favorite among travelers. Guests have praised the attentive staff, clean rooms, and fantastic location. Starting at just $118 per night, The Oyster Smack is the perfect choice for those seeking a memorable and affordable stay in Burnham-on-Crouch.
Book your stay at The Oyster Smack today and discover all that this charming hotel has to offer.
When it comes to dining options, The Oyster Smack has you covered. The hotel features a restaurant called Ambiances, which offers a delightful culinary experience. Whether you're looking for a family-friendly atmosphere, a modern setting, or a romantic ambiance, Ambiances has it all. The restaurant serves up mouthwatering British cuisine that is sure to please even the most discerning palates.
To make your stay even more convenient, The Oyster Smack accepts a variety of payment methods. Whether you prefer to use cash or card, you'll find that the hotel accommodates your needs. Accepted payment methods include Mastercard, American Express, Visa, and Maestro. So you can choose the option that works best for you and enjoy a hassle-free experience.
When it comes to accommodations, The Oyster Smack offers a variety of rooms to suit every traveler's needs. From the Classic Double Room to the Deluxe Double Room with Extra Bed, there is something for everyone. Each room is tastefully furnished and provides a spacious, comfortable environment for your stay. With amenities such as free toiletries and a private bathroom, you can relax and unwind after a long day of exploring the coastal town of Burnham-on-Crouch.
Closest airports
London Stansted Airport
30.5miLondon City Airport
33.8miLuton Airport
53.4miLondon Gatwick Airport
53.9miLondon Heathrow Airport
55.7miRestaurant
Free Private Parking
Free wifi
Bar
Parking On Site
Non-smoking rooms
Free toiletries

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Standard Room
1 Double Bed
130 sqft
Private Bathroom
Flat-screen TV
Shower
Free toiletries
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These individually designed rooms benefit from a flat-screen TV and private bathroom.
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Superior Room
270 sqft
Flat-screen TV
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Featuring free toiletries, this double room includes a private bathroom with a walk-in shower and a hairdryer. This double room has a wardrobe, an electric kettle, flat-screen TV, as well as chocolate for guests.
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Deluxe Room, 2 Beds
175 sqft
Flat-screen TV
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Featuring free toiletries, this double room includes a private bathroom with a walk-in shower and a hairdryer. This double room has a wardrobe, an electric kettle, flat-screen TV, as well as chocolate for guests. The unit has 2 beds.

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Deluxe Room
1 King Size Bed
1 Sofa Bed
170 sqft
Private Bathroom
Flat-screen TV
Shower
Free toiletries
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Superior Room, Double or 2 Twin Beds
1 King Size Bed
1 Sofa Bed
1 Twin Bed
1 Sofa Bed
270 sqft
Private Bathroom
Flat-screen TV
Shower
Free toiletries
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191 reviewsCategories of assessments
Cleanliness
Comfort
Location
Facilities
Staff
Value for money
WiFi quality
Attractions
Chatham Historic Dockyard
20.2miWhitstable
20.9miRochester
21.4miOld MacDonald's Farm
24.9miCanterbury Cathedral
26.8miLeeds Castle
27.5miHarwich International Port
29miLondon Stansted Airport (STN)
30.6miAttractions
Chatham Historic Dockyard
20.2miWhitstable
20.9miRochester
21.4miOld MacDonald's Farm
24.9miCanterbury Cathedral
26.8miLeeds Castle
27.5miHarwich International Port
29miLondon Stansted Airport (STN)
30.6miAirports
London Stansted Airport
30.5miLondon City Airport
33.8miLuton Airport
53.4miLondon Gatwick Airport
53.9miLondon Heathrow Airport
55.7miRestaurant #1
Cuisines
Ambiances
Restaurant
Free Private Parking
Free wifi
Bar
Parking On Site
Non-smoking rooms
Free toiletries
Accessibility
Entire unit located on ground floor
Bathroom
Bathtub or shower
Free toiletries
Hairdryer
Private Bathroom
Shower
Toilet
Toilet paper
Towels
Bedroom
Linens
Wardrobe or closet
Food & Drink
Bar
Breakfast in the room
Kids' meals
Restaurant
Special diet meals (on request)
Wine/Champagne
Food & drink safety
Food can be delivered to guest accommodation
General
Family rooms
Heating
Non-smoking rooms
Pet Friendly
Smoke-free property
Internet
Free wifi
Kitchen
Electric kettle
Living Area
Sofa
Media & Technology
Flat-screen TV
TV
Parking
Free Private Parking
Parking On Site
Physical distancing
Cashless payment available
Contactless check-in/out
Room Amenities
Fold-up bed
Socket near the bed
Sofa bed
Safety & security
24-hour security
CCTV in common areas
CCTV outside property
Fire extinguishers
Security alarm
Smoke alarms
From 14:00
Until 21:00
Guests are required to show a photo identification and credit card upon check-in
Until 11:00
Pets are allowed on request. Charges may apply.
WiFi is available in all areas and is free of charge.
Age restriction may apply
Free private parking is available on site (reservation is not needed).
Reservations
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+1 (888) 385-8465Child policies
Children of all ages are welcome.
Children 18 and above will be charged as adults at this property.
To see correct prices and occupancy info, add the number and ages of children in your group to your search.
Crib and extra bed policies
0 - 1 years
2+ years
The price in GBP has been converted to show you the approximate price in USD.
Additional fees are not calculated automatically in the total cost and will have to be paid for separately during your stay.
The maximum number of cribs, extra beds, and children allowed in existing beds can vary depending on the option booked.
All cribs and extra beds are subject to availability.
Cash
American Express,
Visa,
Mastercard,
Maestro,
Cash only
This property accepts cash.
Is The Oyster Smack pet-friendly?
Yes, you can stay with your pet at The Oyster Smack hotel. However, please note that charges may apply and you will need to request permission beforehand.
What are the check-in and check-out times at The Oyster Smack?
While the stay at The Oyster Smack offers a flexible check-in window between 02:00 PM and 09:00 PM, the check-out is fixed at 11:00 AM.
Can guests park for free at The Oyster Smack?
Yes, The Oyster Smack hotel offers free private on-site parking that does not require prior reservation.
How much does a stay at The Oyster Smack cost?
Starting rates at The Oyster Smack begin from $118. However, prices can vary based on room type and selected dates. Please enter your dates for accurate pricing.
What are the room types available at The Oyster Smack?
The Oyster Smack hotel offers Classic Double Rooms, Deluxe Double Rooms, and Superior Double Rooms. The rooms are all double occupancy and do not allow smoking. The room sizes vary from 129 sqft to 269 sqft and the beds range from a Double bed to a King size bed with additional sofa beds or twin beds available in some rooms.
What is there to do in The Oyster Smack?
Guests at The Oyster Smack can enjoy their time by taking advantage of the leisure amenities provided. The hotel offers a bar where guests can relax and enjoy their favorite drinks in a comfortable atmosphere. In addition to the bar, The Oyster Smack has a restaurant on-site, which provides a range of dining experiences. Whether guests are looking for a family-friendly environment, a modern setting, or a romantic ambiance, the restaurant can cater to their preferences. The menu at the restaurant offers British cuisine, providing guests with an opportunity to indulge in local flavors. Whether guests choose to enjoy a delicious meal at the restaurant or unwind with a drink at the bar, there are ample options for them to have a memorable time at The Oyster Smack.
Does The Oyster Smack have on-site restaurants?
Yes, The Oyster Smack hotel has restaurants on site.
What methods of payment does The Oyster Smack accept?
The Oyster Smack accepts payment in the form of cash, as well as popular credit cards such as Mastercard, American Express, Visa, and Maestro.

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