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191 reviews

The Oyster Smack

The Oyster Smack

The Oyster Smack Inn, Maldon, CM0 8HR, United Kingdom

Reservations:

+1 (888) 385-8465

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Restaurant

Free Private Parking

Free wifi

Bar

Parking On Site

Non-smoking rooms

Free toiletries

The Oyster Smack

Welcome to The Oyster Smack, a delightful 4-star hotel located in the charming coastal town of Burnham-on-Crouch, United Kingdom. With its prime location just 0.2mi from the city center, you'll have easy access to all the local attractions and activities.

This pet-friendly hotel offers a range of amenities to ensure a comfortable stay. From free private parking and WiFi, to a bar and restaurant serving delicious meals, you'll have everything you need at your fingertips. The Oyster Smack also boasts non-smoking rooms, free toiletries, and a private bathroom in every room, guaranteeing a relaxing and enjoyable experience.

With 191 glowing reviews, this hotel has become a favorite among travelers. Guests have praised the attentive staff, clean rooms, and fantastic location. Starting at just $118 per night, The Oyster Smack is the perfect choice for those seeking a memorable and affordable stay in Burnham-on-Crouch.

Book your stay at The Oyster Smack today and discover all that this charming hotel has to offer.

When it comes to dining options, The Oyster Smack has you covered. The hotel features a restaurant called Ambiances, which offers a delightful culinary experience. Whether you're looking for a family-friendly atmosphere, a modern setting, or a romantic ambiance, Ambiances has it all. The restaurant serves up mouthwatering British cuisine that is sure to please even the most discerning palates.

To make your stay even more convenient, The Oyster Smack accepts a variety of payment methods. Whether you prefer to use cash or card, you'll find that the hotel accommodates your needs. Accepted payment methods include Mastercard, American Express, Visa, and Maestro. So you can choose the option that works best for you and enjoy a hassle-free experience.

When it comes to accommodations, The Oyster Smack offers a variety of rooms to suit every traveler's needs. From the Classic Double Room to the Deluxe Double Room with Extra Bed, there is something for everyone. Each room is tastefully furnished and provides a spacious, comfortable environment for your stay. With amenities such as free toiletries and a private bathroom, you can relax and unwind after a long day of exploring the coastal town of Burnham-on-Crouch.

Closest airports

London Stansted Airport

30.5mi

London City Airport

33.8mi

Luton Airport

53.4mi

London Gatwick Airport

53.9mi

London Heathrow Airport

55.7mi

Most popular amenities

Restaurant

Free Private Parking

Free wifi

Bar

Parking On Site

Non-smoking rooms

Free toiletries

Rooms

Classic Double Room in The Oyster Smack

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Standard Room

1 Double Bed

130 sqft

Private Bathroom

Flat-screen TV

Shower

Free toiletries

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These individually designed rooms benefit from a flat-screen TV and private bathroom.

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Superior Room

270 sqft

Flat-screen TV

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Featuring free toiletries, this double room includes a private bathroom with a walk-in shower and a hairdryer. This double room has a wardrobe, an electric kettle, flat-screen TV, as well as chocolate for guests.

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Deluxe Room, 2 Beds

175 sqft

Flat-screen TV

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Featuring free toiletries, this double room includes a private bathroom with a walk-in shower and a hairdryer. This double room has a wardrobe, an electric kettle, flat-screen TV, as well as chocolate for guests. The unit has 2 beds.

Deluxe Double Room with Extra Bed in The Oyster Smack

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Deluxe Room

1 King Size Bed

1 Sofa Bed

170 sqft

Private Bathroom

Flat-screen TV

Shower

Free toiletries

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Superior Double Room in The Oyster Smack

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Superior Room, Double or 2 Twin Beds

1 King Size Bed

1 Sofa Bed

1 Twin Bed

1 Sofa Bed

270 sqft

Private Bathroom

Flat-screen TV

Shower

Free toiletries

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Guest reviews

8.3

191 reviews

Categories of assessments

Cleanliness

Comfort

Location

Facilities

Staff

Value for money

WiFi quality

Points of Interest Around The Oyster Smack

Attractions

Chatham Historic Dockyard

20.2mi

Whitstable

20.9mi

Rochester

21.4mi

Old MacDonald's Farm

24.9mi

Canterbury Cathedral

26.8mi

Leeds Castle

27.5mi

Harwich International Port

29mi

London Stansted Airport (STN)

30.6mi

Restaurants

Restaurant #1

Cuisines

  • British

Ambiances

  • Family Friendly
  • Modern
  • Romantic

Amenities of The Oyster Smack

Restaurant

Free Private Parking

Free wifi

Bar

Parking On Site

Non-smoking rooms

Free toiletries

Stay rules - The Oyster Smack

  • Check-in / Check-out

  • Pets

  • Internet

  • Age restrictions

  • Parking

  • Reservations

  • Children and beds

  • Cards accepted at this property

Frequently Asked Questions - The Oyster Smack

Is The Oyster Smack pet-friendly?

Yes, you can stay with your pet at The Oyster Smack hotel. However, please note that charges may apply and you will need to request permission beforehand.

What are the check-in and check-out times at The Oyster Smack?

While the stay at The Oyster Smack offers a flexible check-in window between 02:00 PM and 09:00 PM, the check-out is fixed at 11:00 AM.

Can guests park for free at The Oyster Smack?

Yes, The Oyster Smack hotel offers free private on-site parking that does not require prior reservation.

How much does a stay at The Oyster Smack cost?

Starting rates at The Oyster Smack begin from $118. However, prices can vary based on room type and selected dates. Please enter your dates for accurate pricing.

What are the room types available at The Oyster Smack?

The Oyster Smack hotel offers Classic Double Rooms, Deluxe Double Rooms, and Superior Double Rooms. The rooms are all double occupancy and do not allow smoking. The room sizes vary from 129 sqft to 269 sqft and the beds range from a Double bed to a King size bed with additional sofa beds or twin beds available in some rooms.

What is there to do in The Oyster Smack?

Guests at The Oyster Smack can enjoy their time by taking advantage of the leisure amenities provided. The hotel offers a bar where guests can relax and enjoy their favorite drinks in a comfortable atmosphere. In addition to the bar, The Oyster Smack has a restaurant on-site, which provides a range of dining experiences. Whether guests are looking for a family-friendly environment, a modern setting, or a romantic ambiance, the restaurant can cater to their preferences. The menu at the restaurant offers British cuisine, providing guests with an opportunity to indulge in local flavors. Whether guests choose to enjoy a delicious meal at the restaurant or unwind with a drink at the bar, there are ample options for them to have a memorable time at The Oyster Smack.

Does The Oyster Smack have on-site restaurants?

Yes, The Oyster Smack hotel has restaurants on site.

What methods of payment does The Oyster Smack accept?

The Oyster Smack accepts payment in the form of cash, as well as popular credit cards such as Mastercard, American Express, Visa, and Maestro.